I never knew Spiderman came in such varied forms as well. Take a look at the Bug Catcher Spiderman... very different from the original wall climbing and web slinging one. But very amusing indeed.
Hhhmmmm... the size seems to be good enough, neither too small nor too large.
All set to catch bugs with the net and the guide.
Good that you are not a bug... else this would have been the last thing you would have seen :)
Insect and bugs guide. Ofcourse no spiders included.
Wow... the detailing is clearly remarkable.
Checkout the cool boots... they are actually removable.
Now dig this... the boots open from the back... superb.
The container, where this mighty Spiderman stores the catch.
I bet this is what Peter Parker does when the crime market is down. But hold on... this is not the only part time job that Spiderman does, there is more. So come back soon to catch glimpse of other Spiderman Dolls.
A man visited a marriage bureau , he requested, "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one." The front desk officer at the bureau asked, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, very good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."
The front desk officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand You need television."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."
The math teacher saw that little Shin Chan wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Shin Chan! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Shin Chan quickly replied, "POGO, Star World, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
Daddy Yankee... who says you are the best... finally there is someone who can perform with more elan.
Great Seven Up Advertisement. Are you ready to go to this height for your fav drink???
Don't forget to see the reply....
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate..............
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a) 10 marks, (b) 5 marks and (c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) Of love
(b) You couldn't control seeing me
(c) Really ... am I doing it?
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) You always like to see me smiling
(b) You are testing whether I like jokes
(c) You are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) You are so coy to sing before me
(b) My presence influenced you
(c) You feared that whether I'll like your song
4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) You felt ashamed
(b) You felt uneasy
(c) You don't know
5) During trekking, I and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) You enjoyed my disappointment
(b) You won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) You don't know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus... because:
(a) You were waiting for me
(b) You were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) That bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) You just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) Just you felt like introducing me to them
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) To fulfill my wish
(b) You like roses
(c) By chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:
(a) You want to pray along with me
(b) You want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) You want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual
*If you have scored more than 40, then you love me. Don't delay in expressing it.
*If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.
*If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply......... love, Raj
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside..... Right
5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true?
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know?
*If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I do not love you.
*If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you.
My friend lives in Delhi ... One day he went to Gurgaon to visit his uncle for some days. One evening he and some other of my college friends went to Priya's for a movie. He had so much fun that he forgot that it was very late. He reached Gurgaon around midnight ......
He had to walk about a mile from where his friend dropped him.... As he was walking alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was so dark. While walking, he was astonished to see an old creepy looking guy selling some books. It was a very unusual thing to see a thing like that..... It got the shivers on him when he noticed that his old guy is unusually pale and staring at him...
The old guy said "Son why don't you get a book...it would keep you company". Then he did something which he would regret for the rest of his life .........
My friend started to act brave & thought why not & had a look at his collection.. he noticed that all the books were related to supernatural activities...but he found one that was very interesting. So he asked the old man "how much is it?"....
The old guy replied, "Well son...this is an interesting book...it's only for Rs 250."
My friend was shocked and said "but...but...it's expensive"
This time the old man stared which freaked my friend. My friend quickly checked all his pockets & found Rs.200 & said "This is all I hav e." The old guy replied "It's OK son ...you can have the book for that price"
As ! my friend was just about to run for home...the old man called back & said "Son ... whatever happen, you don't ever flip the book to it's last page... remember these words or you would regret it...!!!!!"
My friend nodded and never looked back ... Reaching home...he quickly asked his Uncle whether there was any new old book seller nearby? The Uncle replied "not that I know of but ...we've heard that there's 1 old man comes once in a while during full moon nights but heard that there is something creepy about it...why son?"
My friend freaked out... he told his uncle "nothing uncle...just asking". He started reading the book with the old man's words on his mind. At night, 2 o'clock , as he went to bed, a gush of wind blew which chilled him up to his bones. At that glimpse, he noticed the wind had blown the pages to its last page. He remembered what the old man has said! But we humans tend to have the tendency to know. Out of curiosity, he
flipped to the last page & fainted...
What he saw at the last page is stated below:
Don't look further down if you have a weak heart I warn you
Original price:-- Rs. 20/-
Promotion price:-- Rs. 10/-
Toyota Hilux is indestructible... pretty evident from the funny commercial.
Poor Bill Clinton! What if this was for real....
OUCH!!! I hurt just thinking about it.
mom: "wake up son, it's time for you to go to school."
son: "but mom, i don't wanna go to school."
mom: "give me 2 reasons why you don't wanna go to school."
son: "firstly, the students don't like me."
son: "secondly the teachers don't like me."
son: "give me 2 reasons why i should go to school?"
mom: "firstly, u are 52 years old, secondly, you're the principal!"
Curious to know what happened next???
There's a guy sitting inside a bar, just staring at his drink for about a half-hour. Then, this big truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting and my boss fired me. When I left the building I found that my car was stolen. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had left, I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener.
I left home and came to this bar.
When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
The bear knows martial arts??? Human being are not the only ones who are evolving. Worth watching.
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.
First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her. When I got back to my apartment, my wife was sleeping alone. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find him. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.
I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the rascal. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refrigerator from the kitchen and pushed it down the balcony. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."
St. Peter telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.
Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."
St. Peter comforted the second man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.
Third man began: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer." the man began, "I can explain".
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."
"But officer, I just wanted to say...."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
This is very funny, I especially like the pelvic thrusts done by Spiderman. Sam Raimi will have a heart attack if he sees this piece.
James was starting he's first day of job as a policeman. So as he was patrolling. He saw there's one old man keep walking round and round a well saying twelve,twelve,twelve.
So out of curiosity he walk forward and ask the old man, how come he keep counting twelve. The old man point his finger in the well. So as James was bending down and look into the well. The Old man give James a mighty hard kick and James fell into the well.
And the old man continue walking round and round the well saying thirteen thirteen, thirteen, thirteen.
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'
The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop.
It read... 'MAIN ENTRANCE'
Little Genia was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Genia?"
"My goldfish died," replied Genia tearfully, without looking up," and I’ve just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?"
Genia patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That’s because he’s inside your damn cat."
Lets start with the one that initiated my quest for amusing toilets and related stuff. The spiderman toilet.
This work of art and inspiration was sent to me by my close associate. Thus, I though of venturing out in search for funny, amusing as well as creative toilets. However, I came across many more interesting artifacts that I would love to share will all of you.
Next, is this mirror beauty. This is a public loo, location unknown to me, from the outside it is a mirror but from the inside it is transparent glass. Yes, with this one you can actually keep track of the world outside while you do your thing inside.
The next three are absolutely unimaginable. Take a look...
I love fishes, I love aquarium... but could not imagine it this way
I wonder what happens everytime one flushes... poor fishes
The ancient beauty...
This is a good way of telling people that the thing is 'out of order'. Ouch.... it would certainly hurt a lot if someone didn't take note of the message.
Strange waiting seats... the only worry is that one may confuse it with the real one.
This toilet paper will ensure that you never get bored
Lastly, these ones are my fav. I would just like to say one thing for them 'CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST.'