Why This Kolaveri Di? Song Lyrics

Yo boys i am singing song
Soup song…
Flop song …
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Rhythm correct
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Maintain this
Why this kolaveri..aaa di.

Distance la moonu moonu moonu coloru whiteu
white background nightu nigthu
nightu coloru blacku
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

White skin-u girl-u girl-u
Girl-u heart-u black-u
Eyes-u eyes-u meet-u meet-u
My future dark
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Maama notes eduthuko
Apdiye kaila snacks eduthuko
Pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan
Sariya vaasi
Super maama ready
Ready 1 2 3 4…

Whaa wat a change over maama
Ok maama now tune change-u
Kaila glass only english
Hand la glass
Glass la scotch
Eyes-u full-aa tear-u
Empty life-u
Girl-u come-u
Life reverse gear-u
Lovv-u lovv-u, oh my lovv-u
You showed me bouv-u
Cow-u cow-u holi cow-u
I want u hear now-u
god i m dying now-u
she is happy how-u



If you don’t get enough I ll make it double
I got my boy in big, big trouble
You know I want ya, atracao ahi.
Ratata
You got a lot of the sex appeal,
Dont play along because I’m for real.
You see that road isn`t meant for me
You know I want you amarrao aqui

Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca
Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca.

Rabiosa.
Rabiosa.
Come pull me closer.

Just say rabiosa, rabiosa.
Come pull me closer.

Rabiosa, if you don’t get enough i`ll make it double

Pitbull:
I’m trying to have fun, I love you, but you want me atracao, ratata


You got a lot of sex appeal,
I don’t play baby, I’m for real
You see that road isn`t meant for me
You know I want you amarrao aqui
Oh ya mami, lemme get the mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Shakira:
Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Pitbull:
Oh ya mami, I like your mocha,

Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Shakira:
Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Rabiosa, Rabiosa
Come pull me closer
Just say rabiosa, rabiosa
Come pull me closer

Pitbull:
Oh ya mami, lemme get the mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Shakira:
Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Pitbull:
Oh ya mami, I like your mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Shakira:
Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Uh-huh, Uh-huh
Uh-huh, Uh-huh.

1. What did al-Qaida learn from Osama bin Laden's death? Location, location, location.

2. They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life.

3. Osamas funeral song : party in the USA - Miley Cyrus

4. Osama is gone, but his 7 horcruxes remain.

5. KILL BIN, IN YOUR FACE!
Release Date: May 1, 2011
Genres: Action/Adventure, Animated, Comedy, Family
Director: OBAMA
Cast:OSAMA BIN LADEN, Full cast + crew

6. ✓ Saddam Hussein ✓ Osama Bin Laden ☐ Justin Bieber

7.Osama bin ladens body already buried at sea! If your looking 4 any more al quaeda suspects today look 4 prayer mats on the beach instead of towels!

8. So, Osama was buried at sea, have they learned nothing from what happened with Megatron?

9. Osama Bin Laden - World hide and seek champion 2001-2011

10. Osama Bin Laden was shot dead earlier today. He was caught by surprise, he didn't think they collected bins on a bank holiday.

11.Good He's Dead Now I Can Get On A Plane!

These are some of the few I read on FB, twitter, sms etc ... and they are not my creation, I just thought of combining them all for your enjoyment.

Lately have been seeing lot of ads about snapdeal.com on TV/FB... the offers seem so tempting but are they for real... So I just reviewed one of their offer in detail.

Today's Deal: 5-Star Getaways! Pay Rs 3300 for 1N/2D luxurious stay for two worth Rs 7700 @ Jaipur Greens (as of 10 March 2011)
















This offer includes a stay at their Delux Rooms ... and the picture of the room luks nice ... tempted??? anyone would be. The catch is the picture of the room shown in the picture is of their Presidential Suite. The Deluxe rooms you get through this offer looks no where similar to the Presidential Suite. (The above screenshot has been taken from snapdeal website.



This screenshot has been taken from JaipurGreens website.

The slideshow of images on Snapdeal.com shows 4 images of the hotel and none of the room which is being actual offered. I read the entire offer page from head to toe and nowhere does it says that the actual room may be different from the one being offered.

The snapdeal offer may not still be bad, however, is not exactly what is being represented. So check before you spend your money and avoid any disappointments.

















Thanks to the person who thought of the clever use of clips to make our fucked up lives more organized.

Airtel Broadband Bill Sham

I guess this is something not that big, every big brand is partly made up of big and small shams.

I noticed a small hike in my Airtel broadband and fixed line bill. It was not that deadly but still a hike. The charge was named as DSL charge Airtel PC Secure (What the hell is that anyway).

Called 121 customer care, call charge now at 50 paisa per three min, the cce told me that they did not have the bill bla bla bla and I need to call area specific broadband helpline 01204444121. Called there are found out that I need to call 198 from my fixed airtel line for complaints. Humbug!

Called 198 from my airtel landline. The customer care exec didnt have the slightest clue as to what is Airtel PC Secure. Tried to divert my attention by explaining the entire bill. After some confusing talks, sticking to my point and being put on hold more than five times I was able to get that stupid fee waived off in the bill to come.

I just wonder, thousands of people may have overlooked this small hike in their bills and paid them innocently. Approx Hundred each from thousands of people …. this explains why Airtel is one rich corporate house.

My request please do not subscribe to ebills, cause you tend to ignore that most of the times. If you get paper bills you may take a look sometime or the other. Lastly, check your bill.

MAGIC #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".

This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..

At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!

TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER

MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file

2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)

3.) Save it as whatever you want.

4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? :-??

MAGIC #3

Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

then see the magic