Find Me A Wife!

A man visited a marriage bureau , he requested, "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one." The front desk officer at the bureau asked, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, very good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The front desk officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand You need television."