Indian Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?”

He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more countries... He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell...

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, What do they do here?"

He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells---so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" asked the man.

Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen!

Once Santa & Banta were traveling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.

Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.

Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.

Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.

Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.

The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"

Tumhaare Paas Kya Hai... ?

A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.
He calls him.
Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...
Senior Manager - what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...
Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...
naam hai..........,
shohrat hai.........,
paisa hai............
Izzat Hai.............,
tumhare paas kya hai?
Scroll down to find out his answer
Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere
paas Maa hain" or those stupid Pj - "Mere Paas Raaj Maa Hai Types"
Just Scroll some more..............



Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai....
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......

Smart Ways Of Working


InDiAnS RoCkZ

We are like this only So true , so very true .........

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

3. You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.

5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts , Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.

7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini.)

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed"

10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.

13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think.

14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used , as it is for special occasions, which never happen.

15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.

18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff )

19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.

21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. ( And they prefer it that way).

23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.

25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.

26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.

27. You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.

28. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight .

29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.

30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.

31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.

32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.

33. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.

34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.

35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.

36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

37. You have really enjoyed reading this mail - forward it to as many Indians as possible

Definition of Tragedy

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy" so the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered.."if my best friend, who lives on a farm is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No" said Bush, "that would be an accident".

A little girl raised her hand. " If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

'Im afraid not' explained the President "that's what we would call a great loss"

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy"?

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said "If Air Force One, carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic"! exclaimed Bush. "That's right, and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy"?

"Well" says the boy - "it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either".

Sambhar of 69 (lyrics)


Tears of a different kind from this version of Summer of ?69 [I strongly suggest that you sing with the real tune of the bryan adams number, HILARIOUS]

Sambhar of 69 (lyrics)
I had my first real six rupees,
stole it
from my father's pants.
went to a madrasi hotel,
to eat the sambhar of 69.
Me and some kadke dost,

had it all and we caught bukhaar,
jimy puked, joey got ulcers,
and Bagga ne maari dakar.

Oh when I went back there now,
the food was as stale as ever,
and though it was 1999,
still the sambhar was being served over there,

that was the worst food of my life.

Therez no use in complaining,
when you got no other place to eat,
rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic,
but he too was at the toilet seat, yeah

standing there waiting outside,
nurse told me I will wait forever,
oh and when I held my breath,
I knew that I had to use that loo
there
That was the worst food of my life.

Back to the sambhar of 69.

Man I was getting killed,
I was full and restless,
I needed to unwind,
I guess nothing can wait forever - FOREVER... NO!!!!

And now the dhabas are changing,
new dishes have come and gone,
sometimes when I pass that old madrasi lane,
I still smell it, I can't be wrong.

Standing in those unwashed clothes,
the waiters still call me in there,
oh the way my nostrils burn,
I know that it will be served forever,
what was the worst food of my life.

yeah it was the sambhar of 69,
the sambhar, the sambhar, the sambhar of 69 !!!

Settlement Issue

I never knew Hillary could sing so well. And well the lyrics almost reminded me of my teenage days. Sing along and I am sure that you will also start reminiscing about the fun days.

What Dreams Are Made Of - Hillary Duff
Hey now, hey now
Hey now, hey now

Have you ever seen such a beautiful night
I could almost kiss the stars for shining so bright
When I see you smiling, I go, "Oh, oh, oh!"
I would never want to miss this, cause in my heart
I know what this is

Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of
Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of
I've got somewhere I belong
I've got somebody to love
This is what dreams are made of

Have you ever wondered, what life is about
You could search the world and never figure it out
You don't have to sail the oceans
No, no, no
Happiness is no mystery
It's here and now, it's you and me

Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of
Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of
I've got somewhere I belong
I've got somebody to love
This is what dreams are made of

Open your eyes (this is what dreams are made of)
Shout to the sky (this is what dreams are made of)
When I see you smiling, I go, "Oh, oh, oh!"
Yesterday, my life was duller
Now everything is technicolor

Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of
Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of
I've got somewhere I belong
I've got somebody to love
This is what dreams, dreams
This is what dreams are made of

Hey now, hey now
This is what dreams...
This is what dreams...
This is what dreams are made of



This is really amusing. A raccoon sneaks inside your house, steals the carpet and sneaks out. After watching this video I remembered a funny FRIENDS episode where Joey keeps mentioning Raccoon whenever he needs to give an excuse. That was truly hilarious.

Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came
running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat
that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. He said.. "Joey you stink at
lying." What am I going to do? :)


This is a real cute video of a birdie getting jiggy to the tunes Everybody.....yeah...Rock your body.... yeah.... Everybody yeah...Rock your body right......Backstreet's back alright! Checkout the cool moves :D

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.

Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him.

He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. To his astonishment, the results showed a reading of zero. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

Monkey Vs Dog


Hey all, this is a real funny video of a monkey eve teasing a dog :D

10. See me after class.

9. Didn't you ever buy the book?

8. It's a C -- but it's a strong C.

7. Fascinatingly convoluted.

6. My, what nice, big margins!

5. You must've been up all last night.

4. You should probably know the book ends differently than the movie.

3. Spelling requires more than just sounding it out.

2. Are you familiar with the term "plagiarism"?

1. Please tell your dad to try harder.

Marriage Counselling

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

The Magician's New Trick

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so he did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem with that strategy: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything -- it was, after all, the Captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning all who were on board -- except the magician, who found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea. As fate would have it, the parrot also survived and, when the sun came up, he spotted the one safe harbor on the open ocean -- the same piece of wood. He landed and shared the space with the magician. They stared at each other with hatred, but neither one uttered a word.

This went on for a day, and then two days, and then three days. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back any longer. "OK, I give up," the parrot said to the magician. "Great new trick. Now: where the hell is the ship?"

Death On Vacation

During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George's mother-in-law died. With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial. The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the states for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00. The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00. George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do." The Consul, after hearing this, says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price." "No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead ! I just can't take that chance.



Hongkong as you have never seen before. Click Here and move your cursor to view the change in the scenic beauty along with the change of hours.

This Is Too Sweet For Words!!!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"

"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

Priceless Expression

Would you just look at the expression on the "other" little girl's face!
That is absolutely priceless!

Reincarnation...


BOSS asked an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"
EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
BOSS: "Well, I certainly do believe. After you left early yesterday to go to your friend's funeral, he came here looking for you"

What Work Pressure Means...



See what work pressure can make u do... only a professional can understand the true agony of the poor rooster. :)

Air Deccan...

Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemens. This is your captain welcoming both seated and standing passengers On board of Air Deccan.

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and partly due to the search for a missing tyre.

This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will End up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our Passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve Complimentary DARU and Wada Paw. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Kingfisher Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible. For the best view, if however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.



Do Not Disturb - MakeMyTrip.com Viral by Webchutney.

"Whatever the budget we have the hotel"... LOL.


Really enjoyed this one.

Confusing Relationships

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American," You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step- Daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems..

Gimme a break!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!



I am waiting anxiously for the moment when Shin Chan's sister makes her appearance on the Hungama channel. Wonder what the dubbing would be like.

1. The Itsy Mitzi Spider
2. Rainal Leakage
3. Shin Chan Page One Rewrite


Watch More Hindi and English Shin Chan Videos Here.


A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years". "I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"



Interesting! The dakus, with moles intricately placed on their faces, set out to loot the train. Webchutney guys again do the favor for makemytrip.com. With these virals the ad world just got getter.

WATCH IT N ENJOY
!



"Chalo Lanka" a makemytrip.com viral by Webchutney. This one is innovative, no doubt. I like the part where Laxman is playing staapu, while waiting for Hanuman to return with info about Sita, and two monkeys are cheering him. Watch it for yourself and let me know your views.

A GOOD WATCH.



I really liked this one by Webchutney. Specially the part where the Ravana shakes his booty... The symmetrical Laxman rekha definitely catches the eye.

WATCH NOW!


The Well Of Death - Maut Ka Kuan
This is the well of death... the stuntmen perform risky stunts to entertain the crowd. Amazing and adventure filled...



Have you ever wondered how in this world did Himesh Reshammiya become a singer in the first place? How did he develop the one of a kind nasal twang? See the beginning....

Too good too funny... Watch this video to know the true Himesh Bhai ki kahani...

Watch Now!

The animation is excellent and the concept is out of this world.

Ram Gopal Verma's Aag


Funny... isn't it???


Pehle toh kabhi kabhi gum tha ab toh ......... Ha :D



Checkout this Microsoft Office Outlook 2007 viral Chiti Ayi Hai by Webchutney Featuring Udhaas (Not Pankaj (: ). This is pretty old. had a tough time searching for it.

A Must Watch again.



Watch Indian Spiderman aka Makkad-Man creating dhoom in this www.DesiMartini.com viral by Webchutney(as usual!!!). The Spiderman 1,2 and 3 directors should consider shooting in India if ever they think of making a Spiderman Comedy special.

Funny Friends



Hey guys... I cant help posting these images. They are just so funny. All thankx to orkut for promoting the use of HTML codes in scraps.

True Friendship


Beer Addiction




Watch Rihanna's music video online "Shut up and Drive" from her latest album. You will definitely fall in love with this one.

Shut Up And Drive lyrics by Rihanna
I've been looking for a driver who is qualified
So if you think that you´re the one, step into my ride.
I´m a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine
Got a sunroof top and a gangster lead

So if you feel it let me know, know, know.
Come on now what you´re waiting for, for, for.
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode.
So start me up and watch me go, go, go

Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean.
Got a ride that´s smoother than a limousine.
Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy, than we can go all night.
Cause it´s zero to sixty in three point five
Baby you got the keys.
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive.
Shut up and drive

I got class like a fifty-seven Cadillac.
Start over drive with a whole lot of boom in the back.
You look like you can handle what´s under my hood.
You keeping saying that you will, boy I wish you would.

So when you're ready let me know, know, know.
Come on and what you´re waiting for, for, for.
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode.
So start me up and watch me go, go, go

Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean.
Got a ride that´s smoother than a limousine.
Can you handle the curves can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy, than we can go all night.
Cause it´s zero to sixty in three point five.
Baby you got the keys.
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive.
Shut up and drive

You play that game, got what I got
Get it get it, don't stop, It's a sure shot
Ain't a Ferrari, huh boy, I'm sorry
I ain't need to worry, so step inside
And ride, ride, ride, drive, drive, drive ....

So if you feel it let me know, know, know.
Come on and what you´re waiting for, for, for.
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode.
So start me up and watch me go, go, go

Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean.
Got a ride that´s smoother than a limousine.
Can you handle the curves can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy, than we can go all night.
Cause it´s zero to sixty in three point five.
Baby you got the keys.
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive.
Shut up and drive

Hey Guys, This is one of my all time fav movie "Little Rascals".

I dont know why but i just feel like reminiscing about this flick. Spanky, the boss of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club" gets real tough when he discovers that poor Alfalfa has his heart set out for Darla. Alfalfa undergoes a trial, poor thing is asked to forget his girl forever. Forgetting ones love was never that easy. Alfalfa finds it harder, specially when the rich kid moves in and tries to steal his girl. Hhmmm... jealously strikes Alfalfa bad. He just had to get Darla back. The action does not stop here. The bad kids, Butch and Woim, are trying to steal the gang's car for the big car race that's round the corner. The gang faces monetary issues, since they are trying to rebuid their club house. They face hard time getting a loan.

But all is well that ends well. They win the race. They get the money and Alfalfa gets Darla. Sweet!!!

Watch a small part from the movie itself. Enjoy!!!


Theis flick was released in 1994. Thirteen years have passed since then. I wondered how the little rascals turned about to be after 13 years. And i must say that Alfalfa and Darla have stolen heart once again. Watch them for your self....

7up Party Time Game

This is a clever gaming contest. All u gotta do is to help six friends in yellow cars reach the clubhouse in time. How you can do that? Evade the red lights by dropping a can of 7up on it. Ha! Simple.

The contest is valid from 8th August'07 to 6th September'07 only. A User can play as many times as he wishes in a day.

Prizes for the Contest are as follows:
1st Prize: Compaq Laptop V 6000 (Yippee!!!)
2nd Prize: Nokia N 95 (Bingo!!!)
50 Consolation Prizes: Fifty T- shirts / Fido Bags (Worth the fun!!!)


Play Game!

I am going to give this game a shot. A Compaq Laptop V 6000 is haunting me in my dreams. These guys are clever with their campaigns. They target us poor timepass seekers so easily.

Anyways, Sign! I am on to it. What bout u?

Another viral by Webchutney, Happydent Viral "Daddu Ki Amanat"



Not so funny as the others, but a must watch again.

Another Viral that created waves - Airtel KBC Viral "Arey Babba Chaalis Chor"



A must see!

Kudos Webchutney guys again!

(For those who are new to the viral world - A viral in the web world is not viral fever, but a marketing phenomenon, that is intended to spread like viral fever. That's where the name came from. Amusing! A viral facilitates and encourages people to pass along a marketing message. The way I just did by posting this viral marketing link on my blog.)

Hey Friends,

The hot and happening virals have taken the ad world with a storm. I personally find them the to be the best form of humor filled time pass. Get a load of the Orbit Chewing Gum Viral "Thakur Ka Inteqam".


If you haven't seen this, you have really missed out on something real.
Watch Now!

Webchutney Guys, Love you for this.

Wacky Hairdos...

Check out these funny and crazy hair styles. Hhmmm... what brains people have.

Slim Down Fast Honey!


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The Morale Of The Story Is...

Sam wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Sam looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Sam asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Sam asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"

Moral
Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00
Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS.
{There are some things that money can't buy (",)}

I wonder if your appetite would still be good after this walk?

First - Let's take the tram up to the start of the trail.



Now follow the path...



Be sure to hold on to the "railing"...



Keep an eye on the person in front of you.



Be very careful when passing someone going in the opposite direction.



Now its just up a few steps. (they are on the left in the picture)



Gets a little steeper here - so put your toes in the holes .



A few more steps to go .



Finally in sight.



"THE RESTAURANT"

The view's great BUT - Would you dare try this journey?
I want to know who built this thing.. THEY are the crazy ones !!!!!!

If you know where this place is do inform.