DIY: TableCards From Origami

My memories of Origami comprise of making paper boats during rainy season. But now that I see origami is much more than just boats, balloons or tippy taps. Came across these cute tablecards made from origami. In India tablecards are not fancied so much so as compared with the west. Over here you just sit wherever you can find a place during social gatherings. However, I feel these tablecards can actually make good greeting cards for kids. Take a look yourself.

DIY: Best Out Of Waste

I am a great fan of DIY artist and Stumbleupon.com is a great site to find them. While browsing through the site I came across a great website on DIY home decor Craftynest.com. This site has simple yet exquisite tips to convert your trash into things of beauty. Now, right here, by looking at this pic on the left you may never be able to guess that it is made out of worthless drawers. Now you know what I am saying? For more such DIY tips visit the site.

If you want to receive unwanted SMSes then BidFriends.com is just the right place for you.

BidFriends.com is a site where you can place bids on mobiles, PSPs, laptops etc, the most unique bid of all wins. Obviously you need to create an account with them and disclose your mobile number and other details blah blah blah. That is when the bombardment of SMSes will commence. You think it will stop after couple of days, but it goes on. Irritated, you logon to the site to delete your account. Voila! no delete option available. You send them an email. They will respond saying "We would definitely process your request. We would be very happy if you could share us the reason for quitting the services offered by Bidfriends. So that we can increase our quality of service." Cool! you might respond explaining why you want to delete your account from this crappy site or you might not. A week goes by, you continue reciving messages. You then write a mail again threatening them with a blogpost like this. Eureka! your account is deleated! No more SMSes. You may feel you are free now. Nirvana seems close. Bam! After 20 days you again recieve similar SMS and that is when you sit down on your computer and compose a blogpost similar to this one.

Adios!!!

Oktatabyebye Viral: Gajodhar

Webchutney has finally woken up from hibernation. This time they have done a viral with a Ghajini spoof as a viral marketing stunt for oktatabyebye.com. Must say it is an exceptional good one. Watch it Now!

Snow Globe Soap

"What's cuter than a button, small enough to fit in a stocking, won't rot your teeth and leaves you squeaky clean? A mini snow-globe soap, of course! Here's a super-fun craft you can whip up in an afternoon. It's quick, it's easy and it hardly makes any mess!"

I don know if the ingredients are available in India or not, but I find this way too cute to blog about. Checkout the complete preparation here.

Astro Predictions For 2009

I am not an astro person but seriously found this quite interesting.
To know your future in the year 2009, how your relationships, health, money, blah blah blah will turn out to be... Click Here

Bush Gets Shooed

I am not in a mood to write. So first You checkout this video



And now you play the game featuring Bush and the shoe!!! Pretty fast thinking for whosoever came up with this game. I am proud of you shoeman!!!

Best Wedding Card Ever

An Arab Story


An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to the neighboring states.

Finally a Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab and the surgery went through.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds, jewelry, and half a million US dollars.

Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati a thank you card and a box of almond halwa (sweets). The Gujarati was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the Gujarati's kind gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab and asked him "This time also I thought that you would give me some thing like a Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewelry. But you gave only a card and a box of almond sweets.

To this the Arab replied "Can't help it, Bapu..... Now I have Gujju blood in my veins!!"

Facebook To Obama

I am not a politically inclined person, but I know history has been rewritten when i see this.

This is a very funny post by a certain blogger, I am posting just a preview of it

1 Read books

More here.

Typical Work Week

Monkey Thought For The Day

This is not what I generally blog about. But bad customer experience is too much to take. I love online shopping the comfort the ease. I have shopped at homeshop18 and ebay without any hassles. However, I faced the worst experience at Indiatimes Shopping. My worst shopping experience began the day I received a Rs 1000 gift coupon to shop at Indiatimes Shopping in a article writing contest.


I decided to purchase a basic webcam from Shopping.Indiatimes.com. I selected a webcam worth Rs. 1299 and decided to pay the amount through the Rs. 1000 gift coupon and the excess from some other means. The payment gateway took me to the payment option of my choice I paid Rs 299 and then the payment gateway was supposed to take me back to my order page on Shopping.Indiatimes.com, but Bingo! their server experienced a downtime. So I was Rs 299 poorer and my payment did not reflect in Shopping.Indiatimes.com. After following them twice I was told that within 24hrs the payment will reflect otherwise it would be refunded. Cool! These things happen.


I got the webcam few days before Diwali, too busy with the festivities I did not check it. Today I realized that they have send me webcam worth Rs 745 MRP. I have been robbed of Rs 299 +Rs 255 worth gift coupon Shopping.Indiatimes.com. Moreover, his is not the webcam I ever wanted, it has such a bad quality. Now they have registered my complain and it will take 3 working days for them to come to a conclusion.


I guess I need not say no more. Worst shopping experience ever with Shopping.Indiatimes.com. Guys do not waste your time at this site, better try homeshop18.com or ebay.com.


This is the printscreen of my online order form for this damn webcam. Right click and view image for a clearer picture.

And below is the image of the webcam details on the box that was delivered. Sorry for bad quality. Right click and view image for a better view



Quit Smoking Campaigns





A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it...


" So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together.


But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really man...they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine.

But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe
(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed..... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys.. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...
.
so, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood.
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda boring,you know... no TV or malls or shit like that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and shit...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was pretty cooool...
you know with all those fireworks... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."

Hilarious!!!


I had to write about this. You see shoes for toddlers 0-6 months all the time, but have you ever come across High Heels. Now you will have tiny girls in heels as well with Heelarious.

Two friends came up with this totally hilarious concept of heels for tiny girls. They say that the heels are soft and spongy. I do not know whether it is a good idea to have a toddler walk around in heels no matter how spongy they are, but I am so sure that it would be a cute sight.


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It's been about a month and twenty days...
And were going round and round playing silly games...
Now your saying, slow it down, not right now...
Then you wink at me and walk away..

Now, let it be, let it be, let it be known...
hold on, don't go...
Touching and teasing me, telling me no...
But this time I need to feel you...

[Chorus:]
(Ride it) we are all alone...
(Ride it) just loose control...
(Ride it, ride it) come touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...

(Ride it) turn the lights down low...
(Ride it) from head to toe...
(Ride it, ride it) touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...

Morina was the club on the saturday...
your acting like a diva saying you don't wanna pay...
it's gotta be your fiesty style ...
raise that brow...
i love it when you look at me that way...
now when you order a Mohita at the bar...
re-applying lippy cuz it came off on the glass...
the DJ plays your favourite song...
Kanyes on...
now your beckoning for me to dance...
mmmm... pullin me, pullin me, pullin me close...
you close your eyes girl...
whispering, telling me we gotta go...
won't you take me home... i wanna...

[Chorus:]
(Ride it) we are all alone...
(Ride it) just loose control...
(Ride it, ride it) come touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...

(Ride it) turn the lights down low...
(Ride it) from head to toe...
(Ride it, ride it) touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...

Everything was right until the phone began to ring
She takes it to the bathroom then I started to wandering
I can hear her voice; she’s whispering the thinnest sneer
She’s lying through her teeth but then she ain’t even here
Last time I checked my name wasn’t Sarah so
She must be telling her man that she’s at her girlfriend’s home
That’s when it got scary she said babe I love you too
Now go to sleep or else you won’t wake up in time for school

(music)

baby let me feel you...

[Chorus:]
(Ride it) we are all alone...
(Ride it) just loose control...
(Ride it, ride it) come touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...

(Ride it) turn the lights down low...
(Ride it) from head to toe...
(Ride it, ride it) touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...

Inspiration!!!



I am sure all of you must have heard this popular Hindi song Pehli Nazar from movie Race and loved it too. Listen to the song given below you will know the inspiration behind Pehli Nazar



This is a Korean song. Hold on... the inspiration is not over yet. Now listen to the below given song to know what inspired this Korean song.



Shape of my heart - Sting. :D And they call piracy a crime!!!

Piracy Is Not Theft


I am not a thief... I am a Pirate... because I don't steal I copy

"Double Your Pleasure"


I came across a very funny message on Gtalk. One of my colleague wrote, "Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun. Pulllleezzz tell me how to double the pleasure... I am dying to know... LOL. On being asked his motivation behind this tagline... he said, "I just liked it... don't really know what it means."

P.S. Name and images changed for privacy in photoshop.... but the tagline I swear is original and untampered.


I am the one near the exit :D


So Webchutney guys now take Viral marketing to the next level by combining it with an interactive game.... do play the game to catch the end of the viral...
(P.S. the way the viral ends totally depends on whether you rock at the game or suck at it.)
WATCH and PLAY!!!

$157,590 Soul Dollars

The devil is bidding for your soul... find out your worth by answering 15 devilish questions. Worth a Try!


A: I love the one with the sunglasses her beauty has drowned me.
B: Come on man, take a look at the first profile.... I can't stop taking my eyes off her.
C: You guys are real perverts. How could you miss the first one in the bottom row....
D: So what's your pick??? :D

Durex Print Ad


One really needs to have a cocky sense of humor to come up with this print ad campaign.

Castrol Viral

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This one is for Tollywood buffs.


Makaan.com Viral - Kahani Me Twist


New Viral by Webchutney for MakeMyTrip.com Dilwale Dulhania Kaise Le Jayenge. Good One!!!

Shine.com Viral - Pagaar


Another drab attempt at viral marketing by www.shine.com ... There is one rule that goes into viral marketing (or everything) if you can't get it right then don't get it at all. Watch it for yourself!!! Yawn!!!



Viral fever hits again. This time with MagicBricks.com... Jaadu Ghar. No this is not Koi Mil Gaya wala Jaadu... This Jaadu is from Jhoomritalaia :D.

Nice watch!

The Popular Mule


A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"


A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company.

It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the first candidate.

"Yes. You have no ears."

He quickly eliminated the first candidate.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate.

"Yes. You have no ears."

He quickly eliminated the second candidate.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate.

"Yes. You're wearing contacts."

Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, "That's correct. How did you know?"

"You can't wear glasses if you don't have any freakin' ears."

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.

They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:

"Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."


This one is worth watching



Another Sholay Gimmick, Nice Watch!

Watch other Viral Here

Deadly Resignations




Complicated English

Read the paragraph below... and try to understand the meaning.
Then look for the answer below. Test yourself first.

'Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement
of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact
size of which was unspecified.

'One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe
damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure;
subsequently, the second member of the team performed
self-rotational translation, orientated in the same direction taken by the
first team member.'


ANY GUESSES WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT???


Scroll down to understand :.......in simple English what does this translate to?





























'Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after!'
Howzaaaaat???

MakeMyTrip.com Viral - Aao


When the NRI wanted to come back to Ludhiana, this is how Makemytrip.com helped him make up his mind. They asked Shahrukh Khan to give a shout!
Click here to see him make the NRI connection.


A public awareness viral by Alootechie.com. These webchutney guys are wild. Watch the video to agree with me.

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Kind of a drab, but viral is a viral. So Watch It Guys!

TimesJobs.com Viral - FOOLMAAL



Though past April Fools Day, it might be a bit delayed. But worth the watch :D

The Best Argument

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Thanks Harish for this video!

Boys Will Be Boys

The Way I Are - Timbaland



Timbaland Featuring Keri Hilson & D.O.E

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Remember the time baby
Yeah, yeah

~Verse 1 ~ Timbaland ~

I ain’t got no money
I ain’t got no car to take you on a date
I can’t even buy you flowers
But together we could be the perfect soulmates
Talk to me girl

~ Bridge ~ Keri Hilson ~

Oh, baby, it’s alright now, you ain’t gotta flaunt for me
If we go touch, you can still touch my love, it’s free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out til we get it right

~ Chorus ~ Keri Hilson, Timbaland ~
(Keri)
Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
‘Cause I like you just the way you are
(Timbaland)
I’m about to strip and I’m well equipped
Can you handle me the way I are?
(Keri)
I don’t need the G’s or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
(Keri & Timbaland)
Let me see ya strip, you can get a tip
‘Cause I like, I like, I like….

~ Verse 2 ~ Timbaland ~
I ain't got no VISA
I ain’t got no Red American Express
We can’t go nowhere exotic
It don’t matter ‘cause I’m the one that loves you best
Talk to me girl

~ Bridge Repeat ~ Keri Hilson ~
Oh, baby, it’s alright now, you ain’t gotta flaunt for me
If we go touch, you can still touch my love, it’s free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out til we get it right

~ Chorus ~ Keri Hilson & Timbaland ~
(Keri)
Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
‘Cause I like you just the way you are

(Timbaland)
I’m about to strip and I’m well equipped
Can you handle me the way I are?
(Keri)
I don’t need the G’s or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
(Keri & Timbaland)
Let me see you strip, you can get a tip
‘Cause I like you just the way you are

~ Rap Verse ~ D.O.E. ~

Baby girl, I don’t got a huge ol’ house,
I rent a room in a house
Listen baby girl, I ain’t got a motorboat,
But I can float your boat
So listen, baby girl, once you get a dose of D.O.E
You gon’ want some mo’
So listen, baby girl, when I’m naked I want you there,
Want you there, yeah.

yeah my money and me loof like feel me them,
and it's realy not quite louis allason,
Your body ain't Pamela Anderson,
Its a struggle just to get you in the caravan,
But listen baby girl,
Before I let you lose a pound I'll buy a bigger car,
So listen baby girl,
I love you just the way you are, the way you are

~ Keri Hilson ~
oh, baby, it's alright now, u aint gotta flaunt for me
if we go touch, you can still touch my love, it's free
we can work without the perks just u and me
thug it out til we get it right

~ Chorus (repeat)~ keri Hilson & Timbaland ~
(Keri)
Baby if u strip, you can get a tip
'cause I like you just the way you are
(Timbaland)
I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can u handle me the way you are?
(Keri)
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
(Keri & Timbaland)
Let me see you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause i like you just the way you are
(repeat chorus)

(cause i Like, like, like......)


Deity: Jwala Devi (a form of Shakti)
Location: At a distance of 34 kms in south of Kangra
Built by: Raja Bhumi Chand Katoch
Also known as: Flaming Goddess, Jwalamukhi Devi
Attraction: Nine flames that are burning without fuel
Significance: One of the 51 Shakti Peethas

Dedicated to the “Goddess of Light“, the Jwala Devi temple is one of the most popular Hindu temples in Northern India, the temple located on a small spur on the Dharamshala-Shimla road at a distance of about 20-kms from the Jwalamukhi Road. Railway Station attracts lakhs of pilgrims every year. In this temple there is a copper pipe through which natural gas comes out.

Recognized as one of the 51 Shaktipeeths of India, the Jwala Devi Temple, tended by the followers of Goraknath, is set against a cliff. The picturesque temple, built in the Indo-Sikh style, is a modern building whose dome is of gilt, gold and pinnacles and possesses a beautiful folding door of silver plates, presented by the Sikh Raja Kharak Singh. It is situated in the town of Jwalamukhi in Kangra district of Himachal Pradesh.

Ancient legends speak of a time when demons lorded over the Himalayan Mountains and harassed the gods. Led by Lord Vishnu, the gods decided to destroy them. The gods focused their strengths inane huge flame which rose from the earth. From the fire, a young girl look birth. She is regarded as Adishakti the first ‘Shakti’.

Known as Sati or Parvati, she grew up in the house of Prajapati Daksha and later became the consort of Lord Shiva. Once her father insulted Lord Shiva and unable to accept this, she killed herself. When Lord Shiva heard of his wife’s death his rage knew no bounds and holding Sati’s body he began stalking the three worlds. The other gods trembled before His wrath and appealed to Lord Vishnu for help. Lord Vishnu let fly a volley of arrows which struck Sati’s body and severed it to pieces. At the places where the pieces fell, the fifty-one sacred Shaktipeeths came into being.

Sati’s tongue fell at Jwalaji (610m) and the goddess is manifest as tiny flame that burns flawless blue through fissures in the age-old rock. Even the Pandavas are regarded to have visited this sacred place. In the early times, people tried to explore the fact behind these burning flames, but nothing substantial was made out. These flames are burning due to some natural jets of combustible gas. The temple came to be known as the Jwala Devi Mandir. In this temple, there is no idol because the Goddess is considered to be residing in the form of flames. This temple has nine ceaseless flames that are named as Mahakali, Annapurna, Chandi, Hinglaj, Vindhya Vasini, Mahalakshmi, Saraswati, Ambika and Anji Devi respectively.

Maharaja Ranjit Singh paid a visit to the temple in 1815 and the dome of the temple was gold-plated by him. Just a few feet above the Jwalamukhi temple there is a six-feet deep pit with a circumference of about three-feet. At the bottom of this pit there is another small pit about one and a half feet deep with hot water bubbling all the time. There is a small platform in front of the temple and a (check usage) big mandap where a huge brass bell presented by the King of Nepal is hung. Usually milk and water are offered and the ahutis or oblations are offered to the sacred flames in the pit, situated in the centre of the temple in between the floor pillars supporting the roof. The building is modern with a gilt dome and pinnacles, and possesses a beautiful folding door of silver plates.

Main Attraction:
The main attraction of the temple is the Aarti session, which is performed five times a day that begins early morning then at sun rise, afternoon, evening and continues till bed time of the goddesses. Apart from these, the evening Aarti (Shaiyan Aarti), performed before bed time is unique and different. The bed of the Goddesses is piled up with rich dresses decorated with precious ornaments. Tourists from all over the state throng to the temple to attend the grand ‘Puja’. During the Puja ceremony the goddesses are offered Bhog (food) that comprises of milk, sweets, fruits etc.

Legend about Akbar, the Mughal Emperor:
During the ruling period of Akbar, he learned about the legends of Jwalamukhi. In a fit of anger, he tried to douse the flames with a stream of water. The great power of the Goddess, still kept the flames burning. Realizing the power of Jwala Devi, Akbar came with his army to this temple. He brought a Gold umbrella (Chatra) for the Goddess, but on offering, the umbrella turned into an unknown metal suggesting that the Goddess didn’t accept his offering.

Festival:
Being an important pilgrimage of the Hindus, devotees come to this temple in large numbers. During the days of Navaratri, the temple is thronged by countless number of devotees. Colourful fairs are also organized for the period of Navaratri in March-April and Sep-October. Earlier, this temple was administered by the descendants of Raja. After Independence, this temple was declared as the site of Cultural Heritage and that time onwards, it is under the management of the Government.

How to reach:
By Air: The nearest airport at Gaggal in Himachal Pradesh is 50 km from Jwalaji.Chandigarh Airport is about 200 Kms.National & International Airport is at the national capital Delhi is about 480 Kms.
By Rail: The nearest narrow-gauge railhead is Jawalaji road Ranital at a distance of 20 km from the shrine.
By Road: One can easily reach Jwala Devi Temple by taking regular Buses or by hiring Taxis from Kangra, Himachal Pradesh. This all is hilly area with a beautiful scenic view all along the valley.



Nice one!

De War Is On - HCL Viral :D



Enjoy this masterpiece!

Oh My God!!! This viral thing just keeps getting better and better and better.... I am loving it.



Good Watch!

The Viral marketing mania just keeps getting better and better...



My sides ached so much after watching this one. Laugh your heart out.



Watch Now!
In love or out of love... This one is for everybuddy!

Fire N Ice... So true!!!

SimplyMarry.com has done it. This viral is one of the best I have ever seen. Webchutney beware!

The Mother-in-Law

A little Piece Of Advice

If you DO NOT get on well with your intended’s Mother DO NOT allow her to prepare your wedding Invitations… Your  just asking for trouble

George Bush Funny Video

George Bush ROCKZZZ!!!
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Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man
You know I gave you the world
You had me in the palm of your hand

So why your love went away
I just can't seem to understand
Thought it was me and you babe
Me and you until the end
But I guess I was wrong

Don't want to think about it
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way

Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can't do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it's really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around
That you were gonna make me cry
It's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find...

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

Now girl, I remember everything that you claimed
You said that you were moving on now
And maybe I should do the same
Funny thing about that is
I was ready to give you my name
Thought it was me and you, babe
And now, it's all just a shame
And I guess I was wrong

Don't want to think about it
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can't do without ya
Can you tell me is this fair?

Is this the way things are going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around (should've known better that you were gonna make me cry)
That you were going to make me cry
Now it's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

What goes around comes around
Yeah
What goes around comes around
You should know that
What goes around comes around
Yeah
What goes around comes around
You should know that

Don't want to think about it (no)
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it (yeah)
I just can't do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way things are going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around (should've known better that you were gonna make me cry)
That you were going to make me cry
Now it's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
But that's okay baby 'cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

[Comes Around interlude:]

Let me paint this picture for you, baby

You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And every time you call him
All you get's a busy tone
I heard you found out
That he's doing to you
What you did to me
Ain't that the way it goes

You cheated girl
My heart bleeds girl
So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt
Just a classic case
A scenario
Tale as old as time
Girl you got what you deserved

And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right

But girl I ain't somebody with a lot of sympathy
You'll see

(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey

See?
You should've listened to me, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Because
(What goes around comes back around)