Hollywood flicks have never failed to cast their magic upon the Indian audience. What interests me more is the Hindi title given to them by the Indian distributors. They are simply bewildering. Checkout some of the cheekiest ones:

1. The Matrix Reloaded (Keanu Reeves) hindi title: Mayajaal
2. Matrix Revolutions (Keanu Reeves) hindi title: Mahasangram
3. Aliens (Signourney Weaver) hindi title: Anjaan Vinashak
4. The Sixth Day (Arnold Schwarzenegger) hindi title: Muqabla Arnold Ka
5. Kiss of the Dragon (Jet li) hindi title: Maut ka Chumma
6. Planet of Apes (Mark waglberg) hindi title: Vaanar Raj
7. Jeepers Creeprs (James Avery) hindi title: Bhooka
8. Resident Evil (Milla Jovovich) hindi title: Maut ka Bulawa
9. Dunstun Checks In. hindi title: Ek bandar hotel ke andar
10. Dude where is my car (Ashton Kutcher) Ek Gaadi Do Anadi
11. Heartbreakers (Jennifer Love Hewit) hindi title: Dil Fake Hasina
12. Finding Nemo hindi title: Kho Gaya Nemo Aapne Dekha Kya?
13. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider hindi title: Sherni No 1
14. Bride of Chucky hindi title: Khooni Dulhan
15. Amazon Women hindi title: Joshilee Laila
16. Ping (Clint Howard) hindi title: Ek Kutta Do Chor
17. Sword Fish (John Travolta) hindi title: Baazigar Kaun?
18. Jingle All The Way (Arnold)hindi title: Bete Ki chahat bani papa ki aafat
19. Stuart Little hindi title:Chote Miya
20. Stuart Little hindi title:Chote Miya Kya Kehna
21. Mission Impossible (Tom Cruise) hindi title: Asambhav Lakshya
22. Collateral (Tom Cruise) hindi title: Kathil Ki raat
23. Mr and Mrs Smith hindi title: Mr and Mrs Sharma (what the hell was wrong with Smith!!!)
24. The Marine (John Sena)hindi title: Guru ki jung

The Wierdest title award goes to
House On Haunted Hill (Geoffrey Rush) hindi title: Kaun Bnaega Crorepati ..Bhoot Bangale ke Andar.

4 comments:

Sid said...

This is amazing!!! The hindi names are so funny.

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