1. What did al-Qaida learn from Osama bin Laden's death? Location, location, location.
2. They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life.
3. Osamas funeral song : party in the USA - Miley Cyrus
4. Osama is gone, but his 7 horcruxes remain.
5. KILL BIN, IN YOUR FACE!
Release Date: May 1, 2011
Genres: Action/Adventure, Animated, Comedy, Family
Director: OBAMA
Cast:OSAMA BIN LADEN, Full cast + crew
6. ✓ Saddam Hussein ✓ Osama Bin Laden ☐ Justin Bieber
7.Osama bin ladens body already buried at sea! If your looking 4 any more al quaeda suspects today look 4 prayer mats on the beach instead of towels!
8. So, Osama was buried at sea, have they learned nothing from what happened with Megatron?
9. Osama Bin Laden - World hide and seek champion 2001-2011
10. Osama Bin Laden was shot dead earlier today. He was caught by surprise, he didn't think they collected bins on a bank holiday.
11.Good He's Dead Now I Can Get On A Plane!
These are some of the few I read on FB, twitter, sms etc ... and they are not my creation, I just thought of combining them all for your enjoyment.
Osama Bin Laden Jokes Spread Faster Than The News Of His Death ... Here Are Some
Labels: Internet Catch, Joke, Time pass
1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!
2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back.
3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.
4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money.
5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.
6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth.
7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can make a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.
8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money before he can go to heaven.
9. Last but not the least: If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years !!!!!!! !
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
I tick yes on no 2, 3, 4, 6(a big yes) , 7 (somewhat) , 8, 10, 11, 12, 14, 15. The rest I am yet to experience.
When NASA first started sending astronauts up,
they quicky discovered that
ball pens won't work in zero gravity.
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To overcome this problem
NASA spent a decade
and 15 million dollars to develop a pen
that writes in
zero gravity,
upside down,
under water,
virtually in any condition on any surface
including glass
and
at temperature ranging
from below freezing to 300 degree celsius.
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The Russians used a pencil.
Yenna Rascalaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Best movie of the millennium
THE VILLU STORY:
Vijays dad was killed by the villain, and his mother needs an operation! So he sells his land for his mother ! Inorder to take revenge, Vijay (Villu) has to go to America to kill the villain, but he has no money, no passport and no visa! So he decides one thing and comes to Chennai !
In Chennai, Villu climbs on top of LIC Building, gets blessings from Godess Kuruvi, and jumps from the top floor!!!
But our Villu stays in air itself in same position! After 12 hrs, the earth rotates and since he is still in the same position, he jumps and lands in America! He kills the villain and returns to Chennai the same way!!!!
You want some motivation or rather 'demotivation' to skip dinner, then do visit this site. It also shows the sugar content in some other food stuff that we have in our day today life.
Activists in Udupi, near Bangalore, told the director, Hemant Hegde, that they would not allow the statue because Chaplin was a Christian, and that any statue would have to honour the Hindu guru Swami Vivekananda instead." (Via Telegraph)
"The Chaplin sculpture, which would have shown him in his baggy trousers and bowler hat, was being built at a cost of about 3.5 million rupees (£48,600) near the town of Udupi, the site of several important Hindu temples. It was to form part of a set for a dance routine in a film but work ground to a halt when Hindu activists chased the workers away and buried the materials." (Via Timesonline)
"Meanwhile film director Hemanth Hegde told CNN-IBN that he had the clearance from the Tourism department. The objections to a christians statue near a temple may force him to shift the location to Karwar. "They said we can't see Chaplin's statue and then go the temple, I asked why, they said because he is Christian. I have seen Om beach at Gokaran and a beach at Karawar and I will finalise one of them for the shoot," said Hegde.
However, the state Home Minister Dr V S Acharya is against it. "There's no place for all statues like that and it will be a problem till the picture is over," said state Acharya. Clearly, there is no place for Hollywood's renowned comedians statue in Karnataka." (Via IBNLIVE)
My thoughts: Comeon people it is just a statue of a great comedian, he aint hurting anyone and I guess he never did. I loved Charlie Chaplin as a kid and am sure that generations to come will love him too. And clearly people who say there is no place for Charlie should rethink their own religious beliefs. And people who say that they can't see Charlie's statue and go to the temple should stop looking at themselves in the mirror before going to the temple. Charlie you were/are/will be a hero with or without a statue.
#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.
#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
#CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
#CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
#CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
#CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes
#CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?
#CASE 10
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
#CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
#CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
#CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.
#CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire."
Its not yet first april, but you can still play this prank on your friends. Ask you friends to call on this number 09371272497 by saying that someone was asking for them. Say it is urgent. When they will call on this number they will be greeted by an unruly female accusing your friend of sending her smses and calling her at odd times... the best part of the call comes when the female hands over the phone to her brother and he starts talking aggressively. Your friend might get scared for a short while.
The sms that I sent everyone read
"Someone was asking about you from this number 09371272497, call asap, seems urgent."
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans(-15)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned __expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Now what chance do you have???
Statue Unveiled In Honor Of Muntadhar Al-Zeidi, The Man Who Threw Shoe At President George Bush
Labels: Time pass
Al Zeidi would not have known that tossing a show at Prez Bush will bring him so much of honor. A sofa-sized statue of the shoe was unveiled in Tikrit, the hometown of the former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, commemorating the grand day when Al Zeidi did the unimaginable. The statue would have been something if it would have been complemented with a statue of Bush's head right next to it :) .The full Story at NYDailyNews
Few days back I was Googling for Follow Me On Twitter badges and buttons and came across a horde of them. Sharing my find with you
Limeshot.com has a collection of cute looking Twitter badges that are similar to the pink one of the left only the color and backgrounds are different. My Twitter badge came from this site. Simple and sweet.
Siahdesign.com has a collection of these adorable Twitter badges in Gif. I love the walking bird.
Hongkiat.com has a huge collection of twitter badges and buttons from several sites. Some of the badges are are downright hilarious and some of them are weird, but all in all a good collection.
RandaClay.com If you are looking for something simple and business like then this site is just right for you. You will find some nice badges with the Twitter theme on this site.
Now for the Twitter Tips. If you are trying to increase your fan following on twitter then this post is must for you... Ten Ways To Increase Your Twitter Followers. This is a great post if you are serious about making it big on Twitter.com.
Note in Additional Details: I am not ugly. Eric baby if you are not ugly then why don't you go out and talk to girls directly instead of wasting your time on facebook or Yahoo Answers.
Found this one on Digg! The world is filled with Nerds of all sorts.
I am not an astro person but seriously found this quite interesting.
To know your future in the year 2009, how your relationships, health, money, blah blah blah will turn out to be... Click Here
I am not in a mood to write. So first You checkout this video
And now you play the game featuring Bush and the shoe!!! Pretty fast thinking for whosoever came up with this game. I am proud of you shoeman!!!
I am sure all of you must have heard this popular Hindi song Pehli Nazar from movie Race and loved it too. Listen to the song given below you will know the inspiration behind Pehli Nazar
This is a Korean song. Hold on... the inspiration is not over yet. Now listen to the below given song to know what inspired this Korean song.
Shape of my heart - Sting. :D And they call piracy a crime!!!
I am not a thief... I am a Pirate... because I don't steal I copy
I came across a very funny message on Gtalk. One of my colleague wrote, "Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun. Pulllleezzz tell me how to double the pleasure... I am dying to know... LOL. On being asked his motivation behind this tagline... he said, "I just liked it... don't really know what it means."
P.S. Name and images changed for privacy in photoshop.... but the tagline I swear is original and untampered.
