A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it...
" So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together.
But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really man...they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine.
But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe
(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed..... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys.. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...
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so, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood.
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda boring,you know... no TV or malls or shit like that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and shit...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was pretty cooool...
you know with all those fireworks... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."
I had to write about this. You see shoes for toddlers 0-6 months all the time, but have you ever come across High Heels. Now you will have tiny girls in heels as well with Heelarious.
Two friends came up with this totally hilarious concept of heels for tiny girls. They say that the heels are soft and spongy. I do not know whether it is a good idea to have a toddler walk around in heels no matter how spongy they are, but I am so sure that it would be a cute sight.
It's been about a month and twenty days...
And were going round and round playing silly games...
Now your saying, slow it down, not right now...
Then you wink at me and walk away..
Now, let it be, let it be, let it be known...
hold on, don't go...
Touching and teasing me, telling me no...
But this time I need to feel you...
[Chorus:]
(Ride it) we are all alone...
(Ride it) just loose control...
(Ride it, ride it) come touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...
(Ride it) turn the lights down low...
(Ride it) from head to toe...
(Ride it, ride it) touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...
Morina was the club on the saturday...
your acting like a diva saying you don't wanna pay...
it's gotta be your fiesty style ...
raise that brow...
i love it when you look at me that way...
now when you order a Mohita at the bar...
re-applying lippy cuz it came off on the glass...
the DJ plays your favourite song...
Kanyes on...
now your beckoning for me to dance...
mmmm... pullin me, pullin me, pullin me close...
you close your eyes girl...
whispering, telling me we gotta go...
won't you take me home... i wanna...
[Chorus:]
(Ride it) we are all alone...
(Ride it) just loose control...
(Ride it, ride it) come touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...
(Ride it) turn the lights down low...
(Ride it) from head to toe...
(Ride it, ride it) touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...
Everything was right until the phone began to ring
She takes it to the bathroom then I started to wandering
I can hear her voice; she’s whispering the thinnest sneer
She’s lying through her teeth but then she ain’t even here
Last time I checked my name wasn’t Sarah so
She must be telling her man that she’s at her girlfriend’s home
That’s when it got scary she said babe I love you too
Now go to sleep or else you won’t wake up in time for school
(music)
baby let me feel you...
[Chorus:]
(Ride it) we are all alone...
(Ride it) just loose control...
(Ride it, ride it) come touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...
(Ride it) turn the lights down low...
(Ride it) from head to toe...
(Ride it, ride it) touch my soul...
(Ride it, ride it) let me feel you...
I am sure all of you must have heard this popular Hindi song Pehli Nazar from movie Race and loved it too. Listen to the song given below you will know the inspiration behind Pehli Nazar
This is a Korean song. Hold on... the inspiration is not over yet. Now listen to the below given song to know what inspired this Korean song.
Shape of my heart - Sting. :D And they call piracy a crime!!!
I am not a thief... I am a Pirate... because I don't steal I copy
