Why This Kolaveri Di? Song Lyrics

Yo boys i am singing song
Soup song…
Flop song …
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Rhythm correct
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Maintain this
Why this kolaveri..aaa di.

Distance la moonu moonu moonu coloru whiteu
white background nightu nigthu
nightu coloru blacku
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

White skin-u girl-u girl-u
Girl-u heart-u black-u
Eyes-u eyes-u meet-u meet-u
My future dark
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Maama notes eduthuko
Apdiye kaila snacks eduthuko
Pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan
Sariya vaasi
Super maama ready
Ready 1 2 3 4…

Whaa wat a change over maama
Ok maama now tune change-u
Kaila glass only english
Hand la glass
Glass la scotch
Eyes-u full-aa tear-u
Empty life-u
Girl-u come-u
Life reverse gear-u
Lovv-u lovv-u, oh my lovv-u
You showed me bouv-u
Cow-u cow-u holi cow-u
I want u hear now-u
god i m dying now-u
she is happy how-u



If you don’t get enough I ll make it double
I got my boy in big, big trouble
You know I want ya, atracao ahi.
Ratata
You got a lot of the sex appeal,
Dont play along because I’m for real.
You see that road isn`t meant for me
You know I want you amarrao aqui

Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca
Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca.

Rabiosa.
Rabiosa.
Come pull me closer.

Just say rabiosa, rabiosa.
Come pull me closer.

Rabiosa, if you don’t get enough i`ll make it double

Pitbull:
I’m trying to have fun, I love you, but you want me atracao, ratata


You got a lot of sex appeal,
I don’t play baby, I’m for real
You see that road isn`t meant for me
You know I want you amarrao aqui
Oh ya mami, lemme get the mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Shakira:
Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Pitbull:
Oh ya mami, I like your mocha,

Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Shakira:
Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Rabiosa, Rabiosa
Come pull me closer
Just say rabiosa, rabiosa
Come pull me closer

Pitbull:
Oh ya mami, lemme get the mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Shakira:
Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Pitbull:
Oh ya mami, I like your mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Shakira:
Oh ya papi, you’re like a mocha,
Come get a little closer and bite me en la boca

Uh-huh, Uh-huh
Uh-huh, Uh-huh.

1. What did al-Qaida learn from Osama bin Laden's death? Location, location, location.

2. They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life.

3. Osamas funeral song : party in the USA - Miley Cyrus

4. Osama is gone, but his 7 horcruxes remain.

5. KILL BIN, IN YOUR FACE!
Release Date: May 1, 2011
Genres: Action/Adventure, Animated, Comedy, Family
Director: OBAMA
Cast:OSAMA BIN LADEN, Full cast + crew

6. ✓ Saddam Hussein ✓ Osama Bin Laden ☐ Justin Bieber

7.Osama bin ladens body already buried at sea! If your looking 4 any more al quaeda suspects today look 4 prayer mats on the beach instead of towels!

8. So, Osama was buried at sea, have they learned nothing from what happened with Megatron?

9. Osama Bin Laden - World hide and seek champion 2001-2011

10. Osama Bin Laden was shot dead earlier today. He was caught by surprise, he didn't think they collected bins on a bank holiday.

11.Good He's Dead Now I Can Get On A Plane!

These are some of the few I read on FB, twitter, sms etc ... and they are not my creation, I just thought of combining them all for your enjoyment.

Lately have been seeing lot of ads about snapdeal.com on TV/FB... the offers seem so tempting but are they for real... So I just reviewed one of their offer in detail.

Today's Deal: 5-Star Getaways! Pay Rs 3300 for 1N/2D luxurious stay for two worth Rs 7700 @ Jaipur Greens (as of 10 March 2011)
















This offer includes a stay at their Delux Rooms ... and the picture of the room luks nice ... tempted??? anyone would be. The catch is the picture of the room shown in the picture is of their Presidential Suite. The Deluxe rooms you get through this offer looks no where similar to the Presidential Suite. (The above screenshot has been taken from snapdeal website.



This screenshot has been taken from JaipurGreens website.

The slideshow of images on Snapdeal.com shows 4 images of the hotel and none of the room which is being actual offered. I read the entire offer page from head to toe and nowhere does it says that the actual room may be different from the one being offered.

The snapdeal offer may not still be bad, however, is not exactly what is being represented. So check before you spend your money and avoid any disappointments.

















Thanks to the person who thought of the clever use of clips to make our fucked up lives more organized.

Airtel Broadband Bill Sham

I guess this is something not that big, every big brand is partly made up of big and small shams.

I noticed a small hike in my Airtel broadband and fixed line bill. It was not that deadly but still a hike. The charge was named as DSL charge Airtel PC Secure (What the hell is that anyway).

Called 121 customer care, call charge now at 50 paisa per three min, the cce told me that they did not have the bill bla bla bla and I need to call area specific broadband helpline 01204444121. Called there are found out that I need to call 198 from my fixed airtel line for complaints. Humbug!

Called 198 from my airtel landline. The customer care exec didnt have the slightest clue as to what is Airtel PC Secure. Tried to divert my attention by explaining the entire bill. After some confusing talks, sticking to my point and being put on hold more than five times I was able to get that stupid fee waived off in the bill to come.

I just wonder, thousands of people may have overlooked this small hike in their bills and paid them innocently. Approx Hundred each from thousands of people …. this explains why Airtel is one rich corporate house.

My request please do not subscribe to ebills, cause you tend to ignore that most of the times. If you get paper bills you may take a look sometime or the other. Lastly, check your bill.

MAGIC #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".

This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..

At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!

TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER

MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file

2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)

3.) Save it as whatever you want.

4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? :-??

MAGIC #3

Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

then see the magic

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1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!

2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back.

3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.

4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money.

5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.

6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth.

7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can make a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.

8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money before he can go to heaven.

9. Last but not the least: If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years !!!!!!! !

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

I tick yes on no 2, 3, 4, 6(a big yes) , 7 (somewhat) , 8, 10, 11, 12, 14, 15. The rest I am yet to experience.

When NASA first started sending astronauts up,
they quicky discovered that
ball pens won't work in zero gravity.
.
To overcome this problem
NASA spent a decade
and 15 million dollars to develop a pen
that writes in
zero gravity,
upside down,
under water,
virtually in any condition on any surface
including glass
and
at temperature ranging
from below freezing to 300 degree celsius.
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.
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.
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The Russians used a pencil.

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Yenna Rascalaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Best movie of the millennium

THE VILLU STORY:

Vijays dad was killed by the villain, and his mother needs an operation! So he sells his land for his mother ! Inorder to take revenge, Vijay (Villu) has to go to America to kill the villain, but he has no money, no passport and no visa! So he decides one thing and comes to Chennai !

In Chennai, Villu climbs on top of LIC Building, gets blessings from Godess Kuruvi, and jumps from the top floor!!!

But our Villu stays in air itself in same position! After 12 hrs, the earth rotates and since he is still in the same position, he jumps and lands in America! He kills the villain and returns to Chennai the same way!!!!

SUP???

bear

Love the fourth shot.

Too Close!

closeenough

Emil said after taking this pic “This is as it came off my camera, They were flying in formation and had permission from the Aviation Authorities for the Airshow. It was even more scary taking photographs and suddenly not knowing what was going on because you are watching through the cameras view finder.

But yes it was very spectacular, will put another photo up soon.

Emil Watson”

Photo by emil_watson via Panoramio

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufffff. and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

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I wonder if Google Employees really use Gmail on Google Chrome too. (I bet they don't :D) . Hey Google you gotta admit that Firefox is better! DISMISS

So IT Was MJ!!!


And all these years I wondered was it really the cologne!!!

Baniya Jokes

Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D :D:D

Baniya 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .
Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale .

Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda