Watch Rihanna's music video online "Shut up and Drive" from her latest album. You will definitely fall in love with this one.
Shut Up And Drive lyrics by Rihanna
I've been looking for a driver who is qualified
So if you think that you´re the one, step into my ride.
I´m a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine
Got a sunroof top and a gangster lead
So if you feel it let me know, know, know.
Come on now what you´re waiting for, for, for.
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode.
So start me up and watch me go, go, go
Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean.
Got a ride that´s smoother than a limousine.
Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy, than we can go all night.
Cause it´s zero to sixty in three point five
Baby you got the keys.
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive.
Shut up and drive
I got class like a fifty-seven Cadillac.
Start over drive with a whole lot of boom in the back.
You look like you can handle what´s under my hood.
You keeping saying that you will, boy I wish you would.
So when you're ready let me know, know, know.
Come on and what you´re waiting for, for, for.
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode.
So start me up and watch me go, go, go
Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean.
Got a ride that´s smoother than a limousine.
Can you handle the curves can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy, than we can go all night.
Cause it´s zero to sixty in three point five.
Baby you got the keys.
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive.
Shut up and drive
You play that game, got what I got
Get it get it, don't stop, It's a sure shot
Ain't a Ferrari, huh boy, I'm sorry
I ain't need to worry, so step inside
And ride, ride, ride, drive, drive, drive ....
So if you feel it let me know, know, know.
Come on and what you´re waiting for, for, for.
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode.
So start me up and watch me go, go, go
Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean.
Got a ride that´s smoother than a limousine.
Can you handle the curves can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy, than we can go all night.
Cause it´s zero to sixty in three point five.
Baby you got the keys.
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive.
Shut up and drive
Hey Guys, This is one of my all time fav movie "Little Rascals".
I dont know why but i just feel like reminiscing about this flick. Spanky, the boss of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club" gets real tough when he discovers that poor Alfalfa has his heart set out for Darla. Alfalfa undergoes a trial, poor thing is asked to forget his girl forever. Forgetting ones love was never that easy. Alfalfa finds it harder, specially when the rich kid moves in and tries to steal his girl. Hhmmm... jealously strikes Alfalfa bad. He just had to get Darla back. The action does not stop here. The bad kids, Butch and Woim, are trying to steal the gang's car for the big car race that's round the corner. The gang faces monetary issues, since they are trying to rebuid their club house. They face hard time getting a loan.
But all is well that ends well. They win the race. They get the money and Alfalfa gets Darla. Sweet!!!
Watch a small part from the movie itself. Enjoy!!!
Theis flick was released in 1994. Thirteen years have passed since then. I wondered how the little rascals turned about to be after 13 years. And i must say that Alfalfa and Darla have stolen heart once again. Watch them for your self....
This is a clever gaming contest. All u gotta do is to help six friends in yellow cars reach the clubhouse in time. How you can do that? Evade the red lights by dropping a can of 7up on it. Ha! Simple.
The contest is valid from 8th August'07 to 6th September'07 only. A User can play as many times as he wishes in a day.
Prizes for the Contest are as follows:
1st Prize: Compaq Laptop V 6000 (Yippee!!!)
2nd Prize: Nokia N 95 (Bingo!!!)
50 Consolation Prizes: Fifty T- shirts / Fido Bags (Worth the fun!!!)
Play Game!
I am going to give this game a shot. A Compaq Laptop V 6000 is haunting me in my dreams. These guys are clever with their campaigns. They target us poor timepass seekers so easily.
Anyways, Sign! I am on to it. What bout u?
Another viral by Webchutney, Happydent Viral "Daddu Ki Amanat"
Not so funny as the others, but a must watch again.
Another Viral that created waves - Airtel KBC Viral "Arey Babba Chaalis Chor"
A must see!
Kudos Webchutney guys again!
(For those who are new to the viral world - A viral in the web world is not viral fever, but a marketing phenomenon, that is intended to spread like viral fever. That's where the name came from. Amusing! A viral facilitates and encourages people to pass along a marketing message. The way I just did by posting this viral marketing link on my blog.)
Hey Friends,
The hot and happening virals have taken the ad world with a storm. I personally find them the to be the best form of humor filled time pass. Get a load of the Orbit Chewing Gum Viral "Thakur Ka Inteqam". 
If you haven't seen this, you have really missed out on something real.
Watch Now!
Webchutney Guys, Love you for this.
Check out these funny and crazy hair styles. Hhmmm... what brains people have.
For more funny cartoons, pictures and photos click here.
Sam wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Sam looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Sam asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Sam asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"
Moral
Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00
Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS.
{There are some things that money can't buy (",)}
I wonder if your appetite would still be good after this walk?
First - Let's take the tram up to the start of the trail.
Now follow the path...
Be sure to hold on to the "railing"...
Keep an eye on the person in front of you.
Be very careful when passing someone going in the opposite direction.
Now its just up a few steps. (they are on the left in the picture)
Gets a little steeper here - so put your toes in the holes .
A few more steps to go .
Finally in sight.
"THE RESTAURANT"
The view's great BUT - Would you dare try this journey?
I want to know who built this thing.. THEY are the crazy ones !!!!!!
If you know where this place is do inform.
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
1. Lets Get Slothed
2. Lets Act Crazy
3. Stake Out Of The Closet
In the second and third episodes catch view of Shin's sister Himawari Nohara aka Hima, not born in Indian series as yet. She is less than an year old.
ENJOY!!!
Okhil Chandra Sen wrote this letter to the Sahibganj divisional railway office in 1909. It is on display at the Railway Museum in New Delhi. It was also reproduced under the caption "Travelers' Tales" in the Far Eastern Economic Review.
"I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with lotah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I am fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on platform.
I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station. This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honor to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers."
Any guesses why this letter was of historic value? It apparently led to introduction of toilets in trains
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. "The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes 25 cents and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son, May I ask you a question? Why did you take 25 cents instead of the dollar?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
