Hollywood flicks have never failed to cast their magic upon the Indian audience. What interests me more is the Hindi title given to them by the Indian distributors. They are simply bewildering. Checkout some of the cheekiest ones:
1. The Matrix Reloaded (Keanu Reeves) hindi title: Mayajaal
2. Matrix Revolutions (Keanu Reeves) hindi title: Mahasangram
3. Aliens (Signourney Weaver) hindi title: Anjaan Vinashak
4. The Sixth Day (Arnold Schwarzenegger) hindi title: Muqabla Arnold Ka
5. Kiss of the Dragon (Jet li) hindi title: Maut ka Chumma
6. Planet of Apes (Mark waglberg) hindi title: Vaanar Raj
7. Jeepers Creeprs (James Avery) hindi title: Bhooka
8. Resident Evil (Milla Jovovich) hindi title: Maut ka Bulawa
9. Dunstun Checks In. hindi title: Ek bandar hotel ke andar
10. Dude where is my car (Ashton Kutcher) Ek Gaadi Do Anadi
11. Heartbreakers (Jennifer Love Hewit) hindi title: Dil Fake Hasina
12. Finding Nemo hindi title: Kho Gaya Nemo Aapne Dekha Kya?
13. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider hindi title: Sherni No 1
14. Bride of Chucky hindi title: Khooni Dulhan
15. Amazon Women hindi title: Joshilee Laila
16. Ping (Clint Howard) hindi title: Ek Kutta Do Chor
17. Sword Fish (John Travolta) hindi title: Baazigar Kaun?
18. Jingle All The Way (Arnold)hindi title: Bete Ki chahat bani papa ki aafat
19. Stuart Little hindi title:Chote Miya
20. Stuart Little hindi title:Chote Miya Kya Kehna
21. Mission Impossible (Tom Cruise) hindi title: Asambhav Lakshya
22. Collateral (Tom Cruise) hindi title: Kathil Ki raat
23. Mr and Mrs Smith hindi title: Mr and Mrs Sharma (what the hell was wrong with Smith!!!)
24. The Marine (John Sena)hindi title: Guru ki jung
The Wierdest title award goes to
House On Haunted Hill (Geoffrey Rush) hindi title: Kaun Bnaega Crorepati ..Bhoot Bangale ke Andar.
This Pik was taken when the Chinese President went to US. He must have been pretty abashed. Thus, he seems to be taking the necessary precautions when Bush visited China. See below. 
Once when i was undergoing a very bad phase in my life...one of my friend sent me this message and she purposely highlighted the fourth point. This message gave me strength...it might do the same for you.
1. Everything you do will always leave a Mark.
2. You can always correct the mistake you make.
3. The important thing in life is what you are from inside and not from the outside.
4. In life you will undergo painful sharpening which will make you better in whatever you do.
5. Finally, to be the best you can be, you must allow yourself to be held and guided by the hand that holds you.
This is an awesome pik... the entire credit goes to cartoons-animation blog.
The dog is a man's best friend, who can argue after this...
Would really give anything to see Bin Laden's expression if he catches a glimse of this neat pik. I truly wonder if this wrinkly dog somehow belongs to Bush... Moreover, Bush definitely seems to have a way with the dogs atleast
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though
Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 17 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still
trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!
Think........!!!
Think more.......!!!
Give up???
Ok! This is how...
